Oldie but goodie...F3llowsh1p of teh R1ng

F3llowsh1p of teh R1ng

[At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]
> Merry: "Omg, I pwn"
> Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"
> **Rocket goes off
> Gandalf: "Pwned!"
>
> Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos"
> Bilbo has left the server
> Frodo: "***!?"
>
> [later, in Bag End]
> Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
> Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"
> Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!"
> Bilbo: "ok"
> Gandalf has logged on as admin
> Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire
>
> **Later
> Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!"
> **Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back
> Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring!"
> Frodo: "***?"
> Gandalf has logged on as admin
> Frodo has been kicked from The Shire
> Sam has been kicked from The Shire
>
> [At Isengard]
> Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
> Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!"
> Gandalf: "***?!"
> Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!"
> Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet"
> **Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf
> Saruman: "Pwned!"
>
> [on the road to Bree]
> Merry: "look foos, shrooms!"
> Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms!"
> Frodo: "Ph34r!"
> Sam: "Shrooms!"
> Frodo: "PH34R!1!1"
> **black rider stops, sniffs, goes past
> Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"
>
> [Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony]
> **Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips
> Frodo has left the server
> Frodo has connected to the server
> Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd"
> Aragorn: "OMG, noobz"
>
> [at Weathertop]
> Merry: "Mmm, shrooms!"
> **MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!
> Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz"
>
> **the black riders attack
> Merry: "OMG!!!"
> Sam: "O.M.G!!!11"
> Pippin: "***"
> Frodo has left the server
> **head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost
> Frodo has connected to the server
> Frodo: "***... hax!"
> **Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand
> Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!"
> Merry: "LOLOL flamed! "
>
> [on the road to Rivendell]
> Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen!"
> **Arwen rides up
> Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"
> Arwen: "Sif! *** is up with Frodo?"
> Sam: "teh leet Hax0r "
> Arwen: "Firewall?"
>
> **Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell.
> Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"
> **nazgul start to cross
> Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"
> **the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
> Warning: Connection Problems Detected
> nazgul has disconnected
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> Arwen: "Pwnt"
>
> [at the Council of Elrond]
> Gimli: "dwarves pwn!"
> Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!"
> Boromir: "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!"
> Elrond: "STFU tards!!1!"
> **Frodo puts the ring on the plinth
> Gimili: "Sif ring pwns all!"
> **Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters
> Elrond: "**sigh, noob"
>
> [Frodo meets up with Bilbo]
> Bilbo: "OLOL, me = 10th level thief!"
> Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!"
> Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?"
> **Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring
> Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!"
> Frodo: "sif!"
> Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril"
>
> [The Fellowship leaves Rivendell]
> **Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains
> Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx!"
> Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS"
> **There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf
> Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"
> Gandalf: "**Sigh. Moria?"
> Gimli votes to change map to Moria
> Votes 4 of 4 required
> Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"
>
> [The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]
> Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"
> **The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!
> Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!"
> Boromir: "GL HF"
> Aragorn [broadsword] guardian
> Legolas [arrow] guardian
> Gandalf: "gg"
>
> [The fellowship enters the mines of Moria]
> Gimli: "OMG!!!! PWNED!"
>
> **After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a chamber with a large well
> Gandalf: "teh bookz0r has some clues!"
> **Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well
> Gandalf: "OMG! noob!"
> Merry: "d'oh"
> **The fellowship hears the ork drums
> Boromir: "***?"
> Aragorn: "***?"
> Frodo: "..."
> Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.