Ok - this one's a Caption round!
Registered users should post a comment giving a good caption to the image below.
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Here's the image:

The winner will be chosen tomorrow evening and will win a pack of original "Lineage: The Blood Pledge" stickers.
Update: We couldn't decide on a winner... mostly 'cos all of the submissions sucked - so we're extending the competition by one more day. We'll now pick the winner on Friday evening.
Update: OK. We're so disgusted at the poor quality of your feeble entries that we've decided to punish you all by sending you to bed without supper. The contest will now be extended until such time we find an entry worthy of such an uber prize OR until we get fed up of reading the rubbish you send us... whichever comes first.


Valk "It's getting hot in
Valk "It's getting hot in here, So take off all your clothes!"
Green Guy "I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off!"
fracas receiving orders from
fracas receiving orders from nomad
Burn the monitor to crisp
Burn the monitor to crisp
oops sry here's my
oops sry here's my caption:
*PATOOEY*
Damn these habanero people are hot!
That's what happens when you
That's what happens when you catch Valakas on her period...
This green makes me sick.
This green makes me sick.
"HE SLIMED ME"
"HE SLIMED ME"
"Yeah. I'm afraid that right
"Yeah. I'm afraid that right back molar is going to have to come out."
Puff, the magic dragon lived
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee :).
All you had to do was ask me
All you had to do was ask me for the breath mints!
BURNED GREEN EGGS & HAM
BURNED GREEN EGGS & HAM
I do not like green egss and ham I told u that Roo I am. Please try them now Valakas I am, I'm sure u like burned green egss and ham.
valakas:I told you no more
valakas:I told you no more botting.
"Kermit was right, It still
"Kermit was right, It still ain't easy bein green..."
"Is it just me or did it get
"Is it just me or did it get a bit warm in here?"
"Beam me up Scotty.
"Beam me up Scotty.
A new meaning to the term
A new meaning to the term "roast"
I didn't think mine was
I didn't think mine was stupid -.- so here's another one :P
GM: "GAH! I've been slimed!"
Vala: "Here, let me burn it off for ya."
Green fire definition:
Green fire definition:
compositions of various combustible substances as
sulphur, niter, lampblack, GMs, etc., the flames of which are
colored by various metallic salts, as those of antimony,
strontium, barium, slimes, or various fv rocks. Thus
making Vala's flame APPEAR to be orange, when in actuality they
are a nice blue/white.
O.O
Damnit honey send it
Damnit honey send it back...you ordered it medium-rare not well-done!!
"But I wanted a BUD
"But I wanted a BUD light..."
hmmm...i wonder how many
hmmm...i wonder how many bags and shoe's i can make from your hide
TROGDOR! Burninating the
TROGDOR!
Burninating the peasants~
TROGDOR!
My custom contest
Entry One:
Animal Aden Planet:
Here we have a rare glimps into the daily feeding ritual at NCsoft. With the return of dragons to the relm of Aden, they must be well fed for performance against various tough foes. Here we see one of many monitors being fed to the mighty beast. This one seemed an unwilling sacrafic, and had to be poisoned by an acaleph.
Entry Two:
Valakas says: Only you can prevent monitor fires.
Entry Three (My favorite =P):
Valakas: Don't you ever do anything?! I slapped you, kicked you, poisoned you, and bathed you in a pool of fire. Die or fight back! Answer me! I demand it!
Monitor: Me is sorry. Me monitor. Job only look you.
lol i liked entry number 3
lol i liked entry number 3 kirby, it should win, and as for my caption
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For dissobeying NCSoft and actually banning bots, he was sentenced to death by Valakas, a slow agonizing death by burning and poison.
Monitor: OMG so it's YOU
Monitor: OMG so it's YOU behind all the bots!?
Valakas: I don't know how you found out, but my secret stays with you...DIE Monitor!!! *WHHHOOOOSSSCCHHH*
Persana!!!!!!!!!
www.lineagedb.com
well done plz.
well done plz.
cheesy i know =P
cheesy i know =P
My your so awesome,im green
My your so awesome,im green with envy
You need breath mints.
You need breath mints.
"I'd rather burn to death
"I'd rather burn to death than be stepped on, you fat bastard!"
"Is it a little hot in here
"Is it a little hot in here or is it just me?"
"This really isn't my day."
"This really isn't my day."
nice teeth.
nice teeth.