Gang of Goblins Grind up Giran!

Hello faithful LineageOne Readers! It's your friendly neighborhood reporter, here to relate the events of the Goblin Race to all those who missed it.

First off, it was a smashing success (anything where it's more then just me standing around is considered a smashing success in my eyes, low expectations are good :P)! We had around 15 people show up (you are welcome to count the number of people in the screen shot, I'm just not bored enough to do so). The rules of the race were that all racers must poly into goblin, before doing so they must be cancelled by me, after which I hasted them and then they were welcome to line up at the start. The full race was one lap around the giran dog track. First prize was a dai, second prize was a zel and 3rd was one black mith arrow (lol, Roo and I decided that the 3rd place prize must be something that could be good but instead was so lame as to be ridiculous, in the end i decided that 1 black mith arrow was the ultimate in uber lameness).

Ready, Set, Go!!

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I have to say that the funniest part of all of this, besides of course the wonderfully absurd comments by everyone involved, was watching all these cute little goblins bobbing their heads as they jockeyed for position in the race. I know I laughed during the whole race and for a good 20 mins afterwards. This reporter is thoroughly convinced that the funniest people on earth play this game, and I will PK anyone who thinks differently... lol.

Anyhoo, First place went to Snoopie! Congratulations Snoopie!!! You are the best at running while in a lame poly!! From now on your pledge mates may require you to poly into goblin for running up to bosses, but fear not, you are good at it!

Second place went to Topgunz! Congratulations Topgunz!!! You and Snoopie should have no problem boss running in your awesome goblin polys!!

Third place went to Willieelf! Congratulations Willie!!! You can trail behind Topgunz and Snoopie as they goblin boss run and then shoot your single black mith arrow into the boss and show em who's ... ummm... boss!

Thank you to everyone who showed up to my lame event, unfortunately I couldn't get my act together or you all could have enjoyed whiskey cocktails afterwards (apparently Roo has been saving up bottles of whiskey for just such an occasion o.o) Ah well, now Roo and I will have to drink 'em all in your honor, oh the humanity!

Cainna